So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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