have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Randomize