My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
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Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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