so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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