If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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