Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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