I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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