Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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