oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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