I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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