So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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