He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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