Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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