That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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