Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
She announced her abortion via fbk
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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