I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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