you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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