that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I'm always down for nudity.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
