I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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