why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
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So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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