i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
So vagazzling was a success
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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