Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
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Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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