I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
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