Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
