just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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