Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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