ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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