but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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