I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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