Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
