Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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