That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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