Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Never joke about your clitoris.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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