If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
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Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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