I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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