Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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