If that was your dad, he is hot
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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