mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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