Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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