my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Randomize
