she sounds like chewbacca in bed
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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