I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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