making cat noises will not fix the situation.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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