now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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