Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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