I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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