i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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