Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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