if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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