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I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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