I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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