I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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