also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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