I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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