Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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