dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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