This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
the liver wants what the liver wants
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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